leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via psychedelicsdreams)

• me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
• me at home:

• Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
• Johnny Depp: Yes.

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome, via nirvanas-plateau)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet he cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via nirvanas-plateau)